The Sunburn

Kevin Malone from Office had point. Few word do do trick. I used to talk long sentence. But now, no. Had epiphany: long sentence make no sense. They pretentious. They unnecessary.  I could talk expressively, in a way that displays my prolific articulation. But, no. Small sentence best.  “Why waste …

So are we just gonna ignore the star in the house? I was always told I am a shining light in people’s lives that helps everyone see the world in a brighter way. Gosh, I should really be a motivational speaker.  Hi! I’m Sunny Ray, but most of you know …

Conservatives were left stunned this Monday on April 18 after watching the most recent segment on “Tucker Carlson Tonight.” The show’s host, Tucker Carlson, made a profound statement about the Covid-19 vaccine rollout in America, explaining why Covid vaccines are not to be trusted.  “Not only do the vaccines have …

At MC, March 13 marked a somber and unfortunate one-year anniversary of the pandemic. However, for America’s superior celebrity class, the anniversary carries a contrasting significance. While students associate March 13 with lockdowns and vicious wars over toilet paper, some celebrities reminisce over their honorable contributions towards Covid-19 aid.  Vanessa …

On March 12, 2021, Congress administered the second round of stimulus checks. With many Americans currently jobless and financially insecure, these checks were much needed. Congress decided on the amount $1400. All around, citizens are bowing on their knees at the country’s brave and generous leaders.  “With fourteen hundred dollars, …

Millions gathered outside of their homes in Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, and other metropolitan areas throughout Texas in a frantic attempt to try to clear the snowy skies that appeared over the state last week. “We’ve to clear the skies in every way possible,” Texas resident Gloria Nunca Nieve said. …

While many Americans watched Super Bowl LV on February 7 to witness football in its glory, other viewers paid attention to more pressing matters: the beloved Super Bowl commercials. However, this year’s ads came with a disappointing twist amidst the pandemic, leaving millions angry and bitter.  The downhill spiral began …

On Jan. 20, President Joe Biden signed an executive order halting the construction of the Trump administration’s border wall.  Despite multibillion dollar funding put into constructing a wall boasting “anti tunnel technology” among other security measures , not much progress has been made.  The Biden Administration claims the reason behind …

For years, rumor of the existence of a “ninth planet” has orbited around the Astronomical centers of the world. Scientists have gone back and forth debating whether or not this hearsay was true until February 2021, when astronomers found compelling evidence to indicate its existence. Many believe this newly discovered …

Former New England Patriots Quarterback (QB) and present day Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB, Tom Brady, just won his seventh Tom Brady Show, or in more archaic terms, the Super Bowl. Most can’t tell the difference, so both titles can be used interchangeably. He is in the lead for the most …