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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

Cheating is the Way To Pass

Online learning has presented itself with many challenges, but students have finally found the solution: cheating.  It is something that all kids are helping each other out with nowadays and some have found they have a natural talent for it. Cheating is the new strategy kids across the nation are …

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Joe Biden’s Worst Nightmare

While Democrats gain confidence in former Vice President Joe Biden’s lead in the election polls, others note that their hope may be short-lived. Biden’s polls appear similar to those of 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who lost the election despite winning the popular vote. Clinton is often criticized for …

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Do Fly Spies Control America?

The fact that all of the birds died in 1986 due to President Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us has become widespread. The government and bourgeoisie have been exposed, and thus, needed a new alternative to discreetly execute their spying plans.  New and …

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Nancy’s Bad Hair Day

During a terrifying pandemic – in which millions of citizens are afraid of death – Nancy Pelosi is not afraid to dye. The Speaker for the House of Representatives visited a local hair salon, mask under her chin, to receive a hairdo despite strict COVID-19 mandates.  While the media believes that …

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YA Dystopian Novel: COVID-19 Edition

The Hunger Games, Divergent, and The Fifth Wave are all books about a grim future centering around teens which were then adapted as blockbuster films. These types of books were in high demand and considered just a source of entertainment. The fictional stories, however, seem to be the blueprint for …

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The Hype House Tragedy

Written by Staff Writer Prisha Puntambekar March 28 marked a somber day for America’s army of TikTok obsessed fourteen-year-old girls. Daisy Keech, the co-founder of The Hype House, declared that she had split from the house of content creators.  The Hype House, a content-creator house similar to Team 10, included …

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Quarantine Makeovers

The global pandemic COVID-19 has prompted millions across America to stay home in an effort to prevent the spread of the virus. Only allowed out for essentials, many Americans have gone stir crazy and quickly abandoned any form of a healthy routine. Days seem to blend together and many have …

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