The Hunger Games: Taylor’s Version

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras” tour is one of the biggest announcements to surface in  2022, specifically for the music and entertainment industry. Tickets are in very high demand, but are being produced at a very low supply. Everyone is desperate to get their hands on a ticket… even the Kim Kardashian fans. It is predicted to become a blood bath soon,

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras” Tour Banner | Photo Courtesy of Teen Vogue

“I love the way Taylor and Kim both hate Kanye. Honestly, I would not be surprised if Kim bought all the tickets as a thank you for always dissing Kanye,” one Kardashian fan – but newly Swiftie fan – Lucky Thirteen said.

Because of the want for tickets and the hate towards the Ticketmaster platform, Swifties have decided they will do whatever it takes to get their hands on a ticket.  As a solution,  Taylor has decided to host her version of The Hunger Games with her own special twist: put 13 Swifties into an arena and have them compete to the death until one winner reveals themselves in return for one ticket.

“Ticketmaster screwed me over, so all I can say in response to them is, ‘hey, look what you made me do,’” Swift said.

Swifties have been reportedly spotted in gyms all throughout the globe, training hard for the possibility of winning a ticket to one of Taylor’s concerts. All participants have been assured that if they die, Taylor herself will make sure that the fallen ones will go out in “Style by attending their funerals.” 

“I heard that for the fallen ones, Taylor will dedicate and sing ‘Don’t Blame Me’ as a way to assure everyone that the fallen Swifites were martyrs towards a good cause,” Winn Nur, a potential candidate for the Games, said.

The first official concert to kickoff “The Eras” tour is on March 18th in Glendale, Arizona and will also be Taylor’s first live performance on tour since 2018.

 It has been five long years since Swift has been on tour, and exactly 13 years since Kanye interrupted Taylor during her VMA’s speech. Because of this, she will have a life size Kanye statue made for Swifties to vandalize which will hopefully make Kanye even more moody than he has been since he and Kim’s divorce. The statue has been the newest addition to the tour, and Swift will also be dropping a song titled “Imma Let You Finish” which will be sung at Kim’s divorce party. 

Taylor and Kim K applauding everyone at the Grammy’s… all except Kanye | Photo Courtesy of Teen Vogue

“Personally, I do not think Kanye will see it coming. I definitely think his mood has everything to do with Taylor and Kim’s new friendship and nothing to do with his so-called ‘mental health,’”  Kim and Taylor shipper, Plas Tique said.

With the prospect of multiple Swifties perishing, fans feel it is not fair some people got tickets online. Now, the only way to even come close is to win “The Hunger Games: Taylor’s Version”. To help ease this negative feeling, Taylor has also announced through a series of encrypted tweets and lots of snake emojis, that she will adopt a cat and name them after every fallen Swiftie that tried to redeem a ticket. And even better, she will give them out at concerts for fans to take home. 

“It is super thoughtful of Taylor to take into consideration all her fans’ feelings. This way, her fallen Swifties will live on through real live merch, made out of her favorite thing in the whole world: Cats,” Catty Patty said.

Taylor’s Cat Merch! Buy one shirt and get one real life cat for free | Photo Courtesy of POPSUGAR

Overall, Swift has been able to find a perfectly good solution for her ticketing scandal. Swiftie fans feel that, even if they die competing for a ticket, at least their lives will end “All Too Well”. To see if fans are eligible to compete in “The Hunger Games: Taylor’s Version,” visit!

Written by Kamara White

Senior, Kamara White, is the sports section editor for the MC SUN staff. She enjoys food, listening to music, watching Netflix, and sleeping. She plays club volleyball at WAVE and is on Varsity for MC.

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