Nancy Making Moves

Nancy Pelosi has been credited with single handedly crushing the Republican establishment when she chose to rip up President Trump’s State of the Union address. Pelosi has consistently been vocal of her distaste for the Trump Administration, but this action has topped the rest.

Nancy Pelosi ripping the speech | Photo Courtesy CNN

Pelosi tore the speech up in what CMM has labeled, “A moment of bravado, the hero we all needed.” In fact, Pelosi’s act has even managed to convince Republicans to simply stop being Republicans. 

“I mean her deadpan stare and delicate touch had me breaking into a cold sweat,” ex-conservative Beau Braxen said, “Then when she started tearing the paper my conservative  energy just left my body.” 

Many have even heralded Pelosi as the woke progressive America never knew it needed. 

“She’s like Batman except she’s a WOMAN, if that doesn’t scream woke progressive I don’t know what does,” Susan Simmons founder of MAWA (Make America Wise Again) said.

The 79 year old queen has run the Democratic Establishment in the House since 2002.With any luck she will continue to lead for many more years to come inspiring all those new and bright faces like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 

Pelosi’s decision to rip the speech was an extremely patriotic act that showcased her loving attitude towards democracy and the many remarkable citizens that make it up. 

“The mothers, workers, soldiers, scientists, and many more that were praised and awarded in the State of the Union Address were truly honored by Pelosi who chose to rip their names and accomplishments in several distinct pieces. Her honor and professionalism truly knows no bounds,” an anonymous politician said.

Nancy directs the Senate to put their hands together | Photo Courtesy

The future is uncertain for Pelosi and the democrats, but her spite for President Trump and glowing warmth for the true Democrats of old have inspired a whole generation of politics. We will be following closely to see just what she does next. 

Written by Colin O'Malley

Colin O'Malley is a senior at Mt. Carmel and in charge of the Entertainment section of The Sun.

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