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Killing it, in Senior Assassins

Bichael Mailey: Whilst strolling through the Wendy’s parking lot,  Mailey tripped over a small shrub. Upon seeing his assassin,  he cried out for help, but no one could save him from his demise as Molivia Shooker dispensed a nerf dart into his chest.

Pike Levine: Enjoying a plate of hot strips at Wings-N-things, Levine’s friend Shmobby Karton told Levine he wasn’t his target and proceeded to walk to the soda machine and fill his water cup. Returning to his seat, Karton lobbed half of  cup of water at Levine, ending his life in this southern California manhunt.

Folden Tandstrom: Deceit has become a recurring theme in this year’s massacre. Folden Tandrstom opened his door to be greeted with a splash of water from the assassin Lorden Colbert. Out of pure rage, Tandstrom returned the favor and threw the rest of the bottle at Colbert.

Yannah Sies: Out for a simple jog, Yanna Sies was bespattered by assassin Pashawn Popp with an elongated water gun in the 4S ranch area.

Lake Jifer: Relaxing by his pimped out ride, Lake Jifer was splattered with an ounce of water from assassin Tared Yarcia from his priceless Fisher Price water gun. No one is safe in this bloodbath of MC students.

Grevor Zchulte: Standing by a pool of water, Zchulte was sprayed with the most popular weapon of this game, the water bottle. During the Halloween purge week,  he was spotted without wearing a costume and was quickly eliminated.

What can be taken from this mass carnage is that no is safe,  and wearing a floatie may or may not be save you. The competition is hot and beware those who carry water bottles at all costs.

Written by Daniel Kenney

Daniel Kenney is a junior at MC. He loves to hang out with friends on the weekend. He also likes to play baseball for MC. He loves his family, thanks them everyday for what they've done for him. Danny also enjoys long walks on the beach, and fishing with friends.

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