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The government has been lying.  As the power-hungry spear head of the country, its main objective is to control its citizens and to demolish all signs  of retaliation. To do this, the government has been stooping to the lowest of the low by equipping people’s Amazon Alexa’s and everyday machines with technology capable of manipulating personal privacy.  When technology is nonexistent, the government uses birds to spy on its citizens in natural surroundings.

“[Birds] They used to be real.  Until the U.S. Government replaced them with identical drone replicas designed to spy on the American public,” says @birdsarentreal.

Birds arent real activism gear | Photo Courtesy of birdsarentreal

On Instagram, @birdsarentreal is convinced bird drones are the truth. With a whopping 88,300 followers, they are actively spreading their ideas and are serious about the topic.  

In order to spread their ideas, the beginners of the Birds Aren’t Real  social movement are constantly on the streets. The activists have taken advantage of the one thing the government has no control over: freedom of speech. Marching through the streets with posters and voices has been their loophole to express the truth.

An advocate for @birdsarentreal takes to the streets | Photo Courtesy of BIRDS ARENT REAL

“You can’t stop me! Freedom of speech!” One advocate of @birdsarentreal expressed as he held up his sign proudly.

The @birdsarentreal on Instagram are not unfounded in their claims.  A section labelled “testimonials” can be found on their Instagram with a variety of people expressing how they found the truth about birds.

“I didn’t find the truth, the truth found me,” a @birdsarentreal supporter stated.

“Benjamin Franklin visited me in a dream and told me to bring this country back,” another activist said.

According to the official website, on June 14th, 1959, the CIA secretly began “Water the Country.” As birdsarentreal states, “Within the next six years, 72% of the bird population was wiped out.  During this nightmare event, the first few bird prototypes were released by the hundred thousand.” They were referred to as “Robot Birds”.

A “stolen transcript from an ex-CIA deputy” stated “Yeah, the higher ups were so annoyed that birds had been dropping fecal matter on their car windows that they vowed to wipe out every single flying feathered creature in North America.”

The government extinguished 12 million birds between 1959 and 1971.  Allen Welsh Dulles, the Director of the CIA from 1953 to 1961, relocated 65 billion dollars of public health funds towards the forced extinction.

Now not only do the citizens of America not have health care, but they have been spied on since 1959 by birds.

It is true | Photo Courtesy of birdsarentreal

As stated above, the only way to stop this outrageous invasion of privacy and restore the lost birds, the citizens of America have to be outspoken with the truth.  Freedom of speech may be the only loophole, but with enough support it may be enough to correct the wrongdoings of the corrupt government.

About Devina Tavathia

Devina Tavathia
Devina Tavathia is the Entertainment editor for the MCSun. She is currently a junior and enjoys exploring her creative side through writing and dance. She is also on the Varsity Track Team.

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