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What’s your horoscope?

Feeling moody, extroverted or even mysterious? Find out what could be the extraterrestrial cause on our horoscope website at FaqeF_you_churr.org.

Here we have the precise descriptions of what is making you feel different emotions and what you should worry about by our professional 16-year-old predictors.

All you have to do is look up your birth month and figure out what your zodiac sign is so that we can give you a fool-proof description about your life and future. Our 16-year-old professionals that predict your future, know every move that you’ll make just by glancing at the sky.

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First off is Aries with dates of March 21st- April 19th. Aries is the ram, and they’re element is fire. Much like their element, they have a fiery personality. This might get you in trouble this week, Aries, as you will try to fight a little kid for a Nerf gun while christmas shopping. This will aggravate you and make you hate children, but be calm Aries. There’s more guns in the back.

Next would be taurus, April 20th- May 20th. Taurus the bull is an earth sign. Taurus, you are patient, and romantic but also lazy and cheap. Beware of relationship drama, Taurus, because of our laziness and cheap tendencies your mother will be extremely upset if you try to regift her hand knitted sweater that she sent you last year. However, she didn’t hand make that lamp on your desk…

The third sign of the zodiac is Gemini, or the twins. Gemini’s dates are May 21st- June 20th. You are an air sign, Gemini, this means you are original and resourceful, yet restless and distracted. Be mindful of your grandma’s holiday speech that come every year beft tends to be on the lengthy and

Now here comes the Crab. With dates of June 21st- July 22nd, you’re main traits could be described as sensitive and nurturing, but with holiday stress coming along be aware of your gossipy and over competitive side at the big family dinner. You might just say something you’ll regret to your racist grandpa Joe.

Moving along, Leo the lion comes up next with dates of July 23rd- August 22nd. With your bold and courageous flare, you will be the life of every party you go to, Leo. Although you’ll spend your time in the limelight, be sure to pass the mic around every once in a while. It just so happens that there are other people on the planet.

If your birthday falls anywhere between August 23rd and September 22nd, you are Virgo the virgin. With characteristics such as organization skills, dedication, and hard working tendencies, it’s most likely that you will be in charge with setting up the holiday parties. Good luck, Virgo.

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What if your birthday is on September 23rd- October 22nd? Then you’re a Libra, no need to worry about SATs coming up in the winter. Your horoscope says that your nonexistent relationship will suffer if you feel jealous! Remember to trust your imaginary girlfriend, and not worry about that silly little test of yours.

The eighth sign would be Scorpio with the dates of October 23rd- November 21st. As a Scorpio you are naturally secretive, passionate and loyal. These traits will serve you well in keeping presents a surprise for those you love the most in your life.

After Scorpio comes Sagittarius, the Archer. If you were born on November 22nd- December 21st, you are a Sagittarius. It’s most likely that you will be a host for a family gathering due to your enthusiastic and inspiring tone to everything. It seems as though your parties will be amazing if you encourage guests to have a great time with your convincing aura.   

Skipping ahead would bring you to the sign Capricorn, the mountain goat. With dates of December 22nd- January 19th, your ruling planet is Saturn, the planet of discipline and maturity. This year it looks like you’ll be having more and more conversations with adults rather than youngsters, and you’re quite okay with it. You might not receive that many presents at Christmas because more people will recognize you as an adult rather a teenager.

If your birthday is on January 22nd to February 19th you are an Aquarius possessing the ruling planet Uranus, the planet of originality. Though your symbol is a water bearer, you are an air sign, taking the characteristics of an open minded and inviting breeze. With your communicative and original touch to things you will make great relationships with new people you meet during the holidays.

And the last of the signs is Pisces. With the dates of February 19h to March 20th, every birthday is accounted for. If you identify as a Pisces ou tend to be a deep, soulful and ambiguous. This might lead you to start a deep conversation among your family members about their true problems and the future. Careful with your actions, Pisces, because you might get the hard and deep questioning hrown right back at you. If you don’t know where you’re going with life, well, good luck, Pisces.

With all these spot on predictions and evaluations, let it be said that nobody else can tell you how the planets and star alignments affect your sign like our trustworthy teens, try it today.

About Kiyara Long

Kiyara Long
Kiyara is a Junior at MC, a writer for the MC Sun, and a varsity tennis player. Her aspirations in life are to eat any and all processed food snacks that come her way and to find a cure for permanent sock tans. She is currently researching majors and colleges, but she's going with the flow at the moment.

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