Currently, millions of Americans are outraged at the problems the United States is facing. Despite Joe Biden having been inaugurated a whole week ago, Americans are still facing probably the biggest crisis of the 21st century, that we could have never predicted since we didn’t see similar events 2002, 2009, …
Read More »Cheating is the Way To Pass
Online learning has presented itself with many challenges, but students have finally found the solution: cheating. It is something that all kids are helping each other out with nowadays and some have found they have a natural talent for it. Cheating is the new strategy kids across the nation are …
Read More »Joe Biden’s Worst Nightmare
While Democrats gain confidence in former Vice President Joe Biden’s lead in the election polls, others note that their hope may be short-lived. Biden’s polls appear similar to those of 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who lost the election despite winning the popular vote. Clinton is often criticized for …
Read More »Travis Scott and McDonalds: The Collaboration of the Year
Rapper Travis Scott has risen to fame over the past couple years by collaborating with many other rappers, releasing hit singles, and dating Kylie Jenner for clout. Earlier this month, he came out with an unexpected collaboration with the fine dining corporation: McDonalds. Travis Scott not only surprised the world by …
Read More »Swinging Blindy: A New Legend in Tennis History
The US Open is a world-renowned international tennis tournament. Since 1881, the US Open has never failed to take place. Just like the stereotype goes, Americans never let anything nor anyone tells them no. Despite the long-winded Covid-19 crisis, they bravely decided to step up and go in swinging blindly. …
Read More »Nancy’s Bad Hair Day
During a terrifying pandemic – in which millions of citizens are afraid of death – Nancy Pelosi is not afraid to dye. The Speaker for the House of Representatives visited a local hair salon, mask under her chin, to receive a hairdo despite strict COVID-19 mandates. While the media believes that …
Read More »“Dancing” with the “stars”
Sean Spicer walks onto the stage and the crowd goes wild. The spotlight has just enough room for Spicer and his arm candy, Lindsay Arnold. As the music starts, it is hard to tell exactly what style Spicer is moving to, but that is insignificant. As the backup dancers waltz …
Read More »Coronavirus Increases Black Market Sales
Wuhan, China, the place of origin for the world’s biggest battle: the coronavirus. No one paid enough attention, many were disheartened to hear the news but thought it’d blow off eventually, yet they were all wrong. Quickly and surprisingly, the virus spread, causing a global pandemic since viruses don’t discriminate. …
Read More »Essential Oils Create World Peace
In this positively shocking turn of events, Young Doterra, an essential oil company that’s been embracing wellness since 1993, has just declared that they’ve officially ended world hunger, catalyzed world peace, and prevented all known diseases from being contracted. The declaration came from Young Doterra CEO Martha Old after their …
Read More »President Trump’s map
Surprising professionals and Americans, Donald Trump’s meteorology degree surfaced with his announcement that Alabama will also be hit by Hurricane Dorian (it will not).
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