NeW YeArS rEsOlUtIoNs


After months of hard work, I’ve come to realize I’m not meant to make it big on Tik Tok. The alarms started ringing especially loud when my video with Coach James dabbing didn’t get hype. My new year’s resolution is to stop using the “make this go viral” hashtag since it clearly doesn’t work. On another note: I’m selling LED lights, serious inquiry only. 

#gentlyusedlights #fyp #waitimquitting #nvm #unless…


As you all know, I can bench press 400 lbs. because of my many posts about it. It has come to my attention that I am too ripped and everyone is bitter about it. Since it is the time to give back, this coming year I will reduce my standard workout routine to only 6 days a week, TWICE a day not three. ? I hope during this time y’all get your act together and take that negative energy and use it at the gym so I can bulk up again. I actually have a link in bio about a great motivational speaker, feel free to check it out.


In 2020 I will finally start listening to my wife and kids. I’m never going to say “let’s rock and roll”. Sorry Rick, even after a long day at the golf course. The old ball and chain am I right?!


Unlike others in this gentle, calming world I will not be having any New Years’ Resolutions. Why restrict myself and force these goals upon myself? I rather enjoy what life has to offer as it comes, everything I need will arrive on its own time. There’s no need to stress about the future since Mother Nature has it all planned out. After all, we all know time is just a social construct that has no real influence on events! ? The yoga classes I’ve started taking are so #relaxing and my stress truly evaporates after each session. I have no worries for the future, especially about my cheating husband ?

#iknowrichard #foundanearringinthesedan #getamotel


In 2020 I’m hoping to sharpen my memory because I’m sick of pulling up the Notes app for my passwords. The cashier at Sprouts asked for my password for their rewards program and I shamefully had to check, it was my birthday. I’ve become too dependent and too dumb, but no more. This is a new stage in my life that I can’t wait for #gainz #onthatpasswordgrind

Written by Leyana Nabi

Leyana Nabi is a junior and the sunburn editor for the MC Sun. She's always down for a good laugh and is an avid fan of the Mamma Mia movies.

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