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Local girls protest Starbucks day off

Concluding Junior Courtney Trump’s day, she takes her brand new Volvo out for a spin. She passes by her house and her neighbors to the holy grail of all iced coffee, Starbucks. Upon picking arriving she sees Starbucks is closed for the day.

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Memorial Day was the reason behind the establishment being closed.

“How could they close it? My favorite time of the day is when I get my venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha with light whip and extra syrup’ Trump said.

Outraged at the misemployment of closing a store for an irregular holiday, Trump stormed off.

Few people even left their houses on this fine Sunday, but those who did were shocked to see many of their favorite stores closed. Senior Kelly Thompson also seems to be angered by the sudden shutdown of a place that caters to her every whim.

“Why would you close my favorite place? Like I’m about to cry. I just need a little time to recuperate.”

Thompson and Trump are currently seeking therapy for this incident.

Written by Dominique Barrett

Dominique was born and raised in Fort Worth, Texas. She moved to San Diego her freshman year and started off high school as a Sundevil. She's played volleybal for the school since she's been here and is now on Varsity, she also joined staff as a sophomore. By her junior year she was appointed to the News editor. Another accomplishment would be when she was chosen to be a Sundevil Standout her sophomore year. Dominique has had a colorful Sundevil experience and looks forward to many more.

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