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Battlefield 5, social justice warfare?

EA, or Electronic Arts, recently released a trailer for their new upcoming game Battlefield 5. This trailer has brought a great amount of community backlash for the unhistorical gameplay shown, as it is a WWII game. Fans and players are angry at the developers because they put female soldiers onto …

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Deadly dodgeballs

MC students are excitedly lining up to make dodgeball teams with their academic acquaintances they call “friends”. The athletes are each delivered a contract that allows them to play in the ongoing tournament. In typical form, each now-proclaimed athlete scribbles away their rights, time, and fate without even thoroughly reading …

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Ethical eating

A wave of vegans and green bank accounts have washed across America. The constant panic of using or consuming unethical products has dramatically increased over the last decade.  The capital of ethical consumption, also known as moral purchasing, happens to be Portland, OR with its infamous “keep Portland weird” slogan. …

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Age of fermentation

“It’s alive!” cry millennials across the country as they stare into their pots, pans, and of course, locally-sourced mason jars filled with pickled vegetables and other items from the back of their fridges. This is the Phase of Fermentation, or better yet call it a new age. Fermentation is the …

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Bubblegum slime recipe — no glue needed!

Want to play with smooth, glossy slime with the occasional hair? You’re in luck. Behold my special recipe for Bubblegum Slime™. Each one is different! This slime is unique in that it comes in a plethora of colors. You could have the whole rainbow! You will need the following things: …

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Animal Crossing: Friendship is magic

Hands raw and blistered, senior May Orwell works diligently day in and day out just to please others — and what for? What could one possibly gain from constantly fulfilling requests for other people? The satisfaction of friendship, that is what. “I just want to have as many people as …

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Boba Royale

Mira Mesa is home to an overabundance of boba shops. Residents of the area are staunch supporters of these sweet drinks, but what the general public doesn’t know is the secret to their operations. In order to secure the title of ‘best boba shop of the month,’ each shop agrees …

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Lindy’s Declassified Holiday Survival Guide

It’s officially December which means the holiday season has begun. Instead of pumpkin spice flavoring invading everyone’s favorite treats, peppermint flavor has taken over. Emails are being stuffed from companies advertising record low sales, reminding consumers that they must go through the torture that is holiday shopping. As students brace …

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