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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

MC Welcomes New Exchange Student

Whether it’s been from the growing mass hysteria from teen girls or the loathing looks from boys, it’s clear that most students at MC have heard the news of our latest celebrity exchange student: Taylor Lautner. Now that the Twilight franchise has come to an end, Lautner has had a …

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MC student receives the role of Spongebob

Nickelodeon recently announced a new “live” version of SpongeBob for promotions and a possible non-cartoon version of the children’s popular show SpongeBob. Producer John Artwinkle spent several months in search of the perfect individual to replicate America’s favorite cartoon symbol. “We wanted someone short, annoying and with one of those …

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Back in my day

Kids nowadays have it so easy. Everywhere I turn there seems to be an eight year old with the newest iPhone. This is absolutely baffling. How is it that kids these days are learning how to update their iPhones before they’re learning how to read. When I was eight years …

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The case of the missing knee brace

Friday, September 21, 2013 was a dark day for the students of MC.  Students may have noticed the number of police officers roaming the halls, or they may have felt the large amount of tension in the air while they walked to class, with expressions of guilt plastered on their …

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