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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

Social Media Socrates

Cheezus shares his wisdom by granting us with an analogy for life through the godly food of pizza. We are all better prepared for life due to his profound insight on struggle and love. Tears fill my eyes every time I read this beautiful ode to a teenagers true love. …

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Panhandling Pancakes

Most highschoolers only want one thing in life: Cakey, gooey stacks of pancakes with syrup oozing down the sides. But there is a dilemma. Money. The wallet-ravaging epidemic known to most high-schoolers as “being broke,” has finally met its match. IHOP’s unlimited pancakes. There are several methods of achieving this …

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Where the chargers are really going

On Sunday, the NFL released an official statement addressing the rumors that the San Diego Chargers were leaving San Diego. “Despite what fans and spectators say,” Chargers head coach  Mike McCoyfish said in a recent interview, “The Chargers will be moving for the next season, but it will not be …

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Killing it, in Senior Assassins

Bichael Mailey: Whilst strolling through the Wendy’s parking lot,  Mailey tripped over a small shrub. Upon seeing his assassin,  he cried out for help, but no one could save him from his demise as Molivia Shooker dispensed a nerf dart into his chest. Pike Levine: Enjoying a plate of hot …

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Updated college requirements

If you thought the requirements for getting into college were hard before, just wait until you see them now. A-G requirements have been thrown out the window for new ones. In a recent press conference from UC President Janet Napolitano,  UC hopefuls were informed that they would have to take …

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The skeletons in MC’s closet

Everyone has heard the phrase “skeletons in my closet.” Well this statement couldn’t be more true with MC’s honorary students. And who are these students you might ask? The skeletons found in multiple classrooms across campus. These aren’t ordinary skeletal models. They are actually the bodies of students who were …

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Trivia Crack Epidemic Strikes Mt. Carmel

On January 28, 2015, sophomore Billy Gonzales was found disoriented at Hilltop Park, shouting nonsense about obscure sports, mediocre actors, and ancient history. He was immediately taken to the hospital, where he was identified as suffering from a very peculiar form of overdose, and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. …

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