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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

Updated college requirements

If you thought the requirements for getting into college were hard before, just wait until you see them now. A-G requirements have been thrown out the window for new ones. In a recent press conference from UC President Janet Napolitano,  UC hopefuls were informed that they would have to take …

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The skeletons in MC’s closet

Everyone has heard the phrase “skeletons in my closet.” Well this statement couldn’t be more true with MC’s honorary students. And who are these students you might ask? The skeletons found in multiple classrooms across campus. These aren’t ordinary skeletal models. They are actually the bodies of students who were …

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Trivia Crack Epidemic Strikes Mt. Carmel

On January 28, 2015, sophomore Billy Gonzales was found disoriented at Hilltop Park, shouting nonsense about obscure sports, mediocre actors, and ancient history. He was immediately taken to the hospital, where he was identified as suffering from a very peculiar form of overdose, and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. …

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