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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

How to Field Questions About College

With the upcoming holiday season, we will all soon be surrounded by friends and family galore and creating memories— hot chocolate by the fireplace, amazing food, and not to mention presents. These glorious Kodak moments will be cherished for a lifetime, and to ruin them would be such a shame. …

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Holiday Survival Guide

It’s officially December which means the holiday season has begun. Instead of pumpkin spice flavoring invading everyone’s favorite treats, peppermint flavor has taken over. Emails are being stuffed from companies advertising record low sales, reminding consumers that they must go through the torture that is holiday shopping. As students brace …

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Relatable Lyrics

Some emotions are just too complicated to explain. Thanks to the lyrics from highly-acclaimed artists, angsty teens can just quote a relatable line to peers to easily decipher unexplainable feelings. Perhaps one of the most common of mental states is despair. Lucky for melancholy moods, there are a wealth of …

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The Locker Travesty

Registering Sundevils this summer were astounded upon discovering that an integral and known part of the process went missing: getting lockers. The much adored station had been replaced with a new, more efficient manner. At the start of the year, Sundevils of all grades were weighed down by their excess …

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California’s Captivating Candidates

This cycle’s presidential elections have been so monotone and boring, it has turned off many young voters. In an effort to excite citizens about the democratic process, our California Senate candidates have released thoughtful yet enlightening statements to win over the public in November. The youthful and diverse, smiling faces …

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Sundevil Survival Guide

  At the beginning of the year, Principal Greg Magno published the Sundevil Way Success Guide, advertised as “a different kind of student handbook.” The guide claims that it teaches you “everything you need to know about having a successful four years at MC.” However, the amount of information necessary …

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Book Worms

The American flag stands at half mast, in commemoration of the brutal deaths of books in the library… by grub. This enigmatic occurrence holds the school in suspense as to how this is happening. “I just wanted to casually look like I’m reading in the library so this girl would …

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