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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

The New Independence Zoo-vement

Women everywhere are finding their voice and empowering each other to do the same. By focusing on themselves and not relying on others to feel entitled, females across the globe are gaining their independence. This is evident through female entrepreneurs founding billion-dollar companies and single mothers raising families on their …

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Coronavirus Increases Black Market Sales

Wuhan, China, the place of origin for the world’s biggest battle: the coronavirus. No one paid enough attention, many were disheartened to hear the news but thought it’d blow off eventually, yet they were all wrong. Quickly and surprisingly, the virus spread, causing a global pandemic since viruses don’t discriminate.  …

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Nancy Making Moves

Nancy Pelosi has been credited with single handedly crushing the Republican establishment when she chose to rip up President Trump’s State of the Union address. Pelosi has consistently been vocal of her distaste for the Trump Administration, but this action has topped the rest. Pelosi tore the speech up in …

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NeW YeArS rEsOlUtIoNs

@ooolivia After months of hard work, I’ve come to realize I’m not meant to make it big on Tik Tok. The alarms started ringing especially loud when my video with Coach James dabbing didn’t get hype. My new year’s resolution is to stop using the “make this go viral” hashtag …

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Essential Oils Create World Peace

In this positively shocking turn of events, Young Doterra, an essential oil company that’s been embracing wellness since 1993, has just declared that they’ve officially ended world hunger, catalyzed world peace, and prevented all known diseases from being contracted. The declaration came from Young Doterra CEO Martha Old after their …

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Man Crush Monday: Bernie Sanders

The most important time is approaching in American politics, that requires everyday folks to do their civic duty. The 2020 US Presidential Election is only months away, and a familiar face is fighting for a spot among the numerous candidates. Democratic Senator Bernie Sanders is running in the primary election …

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Beauty is Pain

Since the Middle Ages, a woman’s beauty, specifically in her feet, has often been measured by the amount of pain she is in. Over the centuries, fashion has changed, but pain has remained a baseline for most trends, and rightfully so. Men show off their strength by lifting weights and …

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The Chicken Sandwich War

Chick-Fil-A has always been the fast food chicken sandwich giant of the world, but now, Popeyes has attempted to strike with their own spicy chicken sandwich. The chicken sandwich wars have begun and fans have taken to Twitter to share their opinion.  @ChikinlovrBethany  Listen. We all know who invented the …

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birds are NOT real

The government has been lying.  As the power-hungry spear head of the country, its main objective is to control its citizens and to demolish all signs  of retaliation. To do this, the government has been stooping to the lowest of the low by equipping people’s Amazon Alexa’s and everyday machines …

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