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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

The Dick Hat Movement

The public is outraged with the highly offensive, completely obscene “pussy hats.” Dan Muttonbutter is bewildered with women’s choice. “I’m from Wyoming, born and raised and I have never seen this buffoonery here,” Muttonbutter said.  “It is such vulgar language for no reason. I wonder what could possibly be going …

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Are white socks the newest superfood?

Specialists at the Center for Health and Lifestyle (CHL) in Santa Barbara, CA have made an astounding discovery: ordinary socks may be a nutrient-rich  superfood. Superfoods are nutritionally dense foods that contribute to good health and longevity. According to the recent study, white socks of many major brands contain essential …

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Age of fermentation

“It’s alive!” cry millennials across the country as they stare into their pots, pans, and of course, locally-sourced mason jars filled with pickled vegetables and other items from the back of their fridges. This is the Phase of Fermentation, or better yet call it a new age. Fermentation is the …

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Hallmark has restocked their cards, florists are standing at the ready, and See’s Candies have prepared a fighter squadron. Valentine’s Day is drawing near; with each day crossed off the calendar in red ink, the perspiration of significant-other’s around the nation insurmountably increases. Now more than ever, there pressure is …

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American expectation of luxury

American culture has always been obsessed with the top tier of material goods. We romanticize  the luxury products we can’t afford, like Ferrari supercars, Rolex watches, and beachfront mansions. We also put people who can affluently live this lifestyle with ease up on a pedestal, like rappers, athletes, and movie …

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Bubblegum slime recipe — no glue needed!

Want to play with smooth, glossy slime with the occasional hair? You’re in luck. Behold my special recipe for Bubblegum Slime™. Each one is different! This slime is unique in that it comes in a plethora of colors. You could have the whole rainbow! You will need the following things: …

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What’s your horoscope?

Feeling moody, extroverted or even mysterious? Find out what could be the extraterrestrial cause on our horoscope website at Here we have the precise descriptions of what is making you feel different emotions and what you should worry about by our professional 16-year-old predictors. All you have to do …

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Animal Crossing: Friendship is magic

Hands raw and blistered, senior May Orwell works diligently day in and day out just to please others — and what for? What could one possibly gain from constantly fulfilling requests for other people? The satisfaction of friendship, that is what. “I just want to have as many people as …

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