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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

Kim K.W. and Kanye West’s Genius Move

“No, Yeah, like, If third time’s the charm then, what extra luck could a fourth time bring?” Kim Kardashian-West said. According to E! News, Kim was with her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen when he asked about the baby rumors. Kim and …

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The dark secret of Iceberg farmers

Romaine lettuce, the lettuce equivalent to American cheese singles,  has been reported by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) to have E. coli. The strain of bacteria can be contracted by being associated with cow manure or washed by contaminated water. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recommends that …

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Reality V.S. Fantasy: A Football Exclusive

  Just as tailgate parties, beers, and actual football have simply not been enough for the crazed, burly men and screeching, enthusiastic women of America, a sophisticated way of getting involved in the game has almost leveled out the playing field. Fantasy football, a competition between a group of players, …

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Elections On Instagram

For decades, research all over America has shown that youth in the twenty-first century do not vote as frequently as their ancient counterparts. Due to this, the Democratic party has been  losing support since Republican voters are mainly older people. But in an effort to upset the odds, the Democratic …

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Woes of a Former SoundCloud Rapper

Has stupidity ever overcome you to the point where all your actions can be deemed idiotic? Well, no one knows this feeling much more than recently changed SoundCloud rapper turned country singer, Bee Scatt. He has entered the limelight at the Dumb-Me conference to share his experience with quitting the …

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The Youtube Guru Enlightenment

Fame, fortune, and popularity is something that many young people aspire to have, but how can they reach this goal if they have no other talents such as smarts, being in a sport, or even participating in a fine art? The answer is through online stardom. When all creative ideas …

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Battlefield 5, social justice warfare?

EA, or Electronic Arts, recently released a trailer for their new upcoming game Battlefield 5. This trailer has brought a great amount of community backlash for the unhistorical gameplay shown, as it is a WWII game. Fans and players are angry at the developers because they put female soldiers onto …

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Deadly dodgeballs

MC students are excitedly lining up to make dodgeball teams with their academic acquaintances they call “friends”. The athletes are each delivered a contract that allows them to play in the ongoing tournament. In typical form, each now-proclaimed athlete scribbles away their rights, time, and fate without even thoroughly reading …

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