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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

Man Crush Monday: Bernie Sanders

The most important time is approaching in American politics, that requires everyday folks to do their civic duty. The 2020 US Presidential Election is only months away, and a familiar face is fighting for a spot among the numerous candidates. Democratic Senator Bernie Sanders is running in the primary election …

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Beauty is Pain

Since the Middle Ages, a woman’s beauty, specifically in her feet, has often been measured by the amount of pain she is in. Over the centuries, fashion has changed, but pain has remained a baseline for most trends, and rightfully so. Men show off their strength by lifting weights and …

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The Chicken Sandwich War

Chick-Fil-A has always been the fast food chicken sandwich giant of the world, but now, Popeyes has attempted to strike with their own spicy chicken sandwich. The chicken sandwich wars have begun and fans have taken to Twitter to share their opinion.  @ChikinlovrBethany  Listen. We all know who invented the …

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birds are NOT real

The government has been lying.  As the power-hungry spear head of the country, its main objective is to control its citizens and to demolish all signs  of retaliation. To do this, the government has been stooping to the lowest of the low by equipping people’s Amazon Alexa’s and everyday machines …

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The Final Straw

Rising sea levels, tonnes of plastic in the ocean, and increasingly endangered species have lead to environmentally conscious activists saying enough is enough. Their take on the solution starts with daily coffee. Big corporations like Starducks have recently mandated new regulations that, according to Ashley Belvin, @sayno2plastic on twitter, will …

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White after labor day

When in doubt, always take the road less traveled.  Less and less people are putting away their whites after Labor Day, and it is the responsibility of the thoughtful American masses to save the tradition.  Millions of people around the globe are failing to realize the uniqueness of the color …

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The rise of Twitter’s white boys

Reddit has conspiracy theories, Instagram has food blogs, and Facebook has moms. But Twitter isn’t as clear who it’s targeted audience is for. Twitter rises as a haven for young, sleep-deprived, white guys who appear to catapult Twitter higher than other social media outlets.   Every month, an anonymous group …

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Brad is gaga for Gaga

The Oscar-nominated film A Star is Born, features the raw and passionate love story of Ally, played by world-renowned artist Lady Gaga, and Jackson Maine played by Bradley Cooper. Their on-screen love story felt real, and to some fans, it might even exist off the silver screen. With both actors …

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