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The Sunburn

The Sunburn is the parody/satire section of the MC Sun. Articles posted under the Sunburn may or may not use real names and events. All articles within the Sunburn are either fiction of exaggerations of the truth. Stories regarding politicians, celebrities, or the Mt. Carmel staff, are based on real people, but will be almost completely fictional. The Sunburn section in no way represents truthful news and those who believe the news to be true are mistaken.

The rise of Twitter’s white boys

Reddit has conspiracy theories, Instagram has food blogs, and Facebook has moms. But Twitter isn’t as clear who it’s targeted audience is for. Twitter rises as a haven for young, sleep-deprived, white guys who appear to catapult Twitter higher than other social media outlets.   Every month, an anonymous group …

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Brad is gaga for Gaga

The Oscar-nominated film A Star is Born, features the raw and passionate love story of Ally, played by world-renowned artist Lady Gaga, and Jackson Maine played by Bradley Cooper. Their on-screen love story felt real, and to some fans, it might even exist off the silver screen. With both actors …

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iPhone dying? We have the answer

Dead, low battery, stressful, pain in the ass. All of these terms can be used to describe the recent epidemic of rapidly dying iPhones amongst the youth of the world. Recently, these once trusted phones are now subject to decreased battery life and lead many teens to feel significant frustration …

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Kim K.W. and Kanye West’s Genius Move

“No, Yeah, like, If third time’s the charm then, what extra luck could a fourth time bring?” Kim Kardashian-West said. According to E! News, Kim was with her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen when he asked about the baby rumors. Kim and …

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The dark secret of Iceberg farmers

Romaine lettuce, the lettuce equivalent to American cheese singles,  has been reported by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) to have E. coli. The strain of bacteria can be contracted by being associated with cow manure or washed by contaminated water. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recommends that …

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Reality V.S. Fantasy: A Football Exclusive

  Just as tailgate parties, beers, and actual football have simply not been enough for the crazed, burly men and screeching, enthusiastic women of America, a sophisticated way of getting involved in the game has almost leveled out the playing field. Fantasy football, a competition between a group of players, …

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Elections On Instagram

For decades, research all over America has shown that youth in the twenty-first century do not vote as frequently as their ancient counterparts. Due to this, the Democratic party has been  losing support since Republican voters are mainly older people. But in an effort to upset the odds, the Democratic …

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Woes of a Former SoundCloud Rapper

Has stupidity ever overcome you to the point where all your actions can be deemed idiotic? Well, no one knows this feeling much more than recently changed SoundCloud rapper turned country singer, Bee Scatt. He has entered the limelight at the Dumb-Me conference to share his experience with quitting the …

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